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I'm 25???
3 min read
Post this in your Journal with the title saying,
"I act like a __ year-old".
I got bored yadda yadda from paperstash
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[ ] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[x] You think politics are interesting. ( i like political nonsense, especially when it comes to our president here. )
Total: 5
[ ] You show up for school late a lot. (Sooo many close calls)
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[x] You've never gotten a detention. (I laughed because some kid took an air shit)
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
Total: 10
[x] You know how to do the dishes
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[ ] You can mow the lawn.
[x] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
Total: 14
[x] You can spell experience without looking it up. ( I spell it with ex-per-i-ence)
[x] The people at Starbucks know you by name. (Long story)
[x] Your favorite kind of food is take-out. (and instant lol)
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quickly.
Total: 19
[x] Your only friends are from your place of -employment-. school/internet
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[x] You have been outside 3 or more times a day
[x] You make your bed in the morning.
Total: 25
"I act like a __ year-old".
I got bored yadda yadda from paperstash
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[ ] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[x] You think politics are interesting. ( i like political nonsense, especially when it comes to our president here. )
Total: 5
[ ] You show up for school late a lot. (Sooo many close calls)
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[x] You've never gotten a detention. (I laughed because some kid took an air shit)
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
Total: 10
[x] You know how to do the dishes
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[ ] You can mow the lawn.
[x] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
Total: 14
[x] You can spell experience without looking it up. ( I spell it with ex-per-i-ence)
[x] The people at Starbucks know you by name. (Long story)
[x] Your favorite kind of food is take-out. (and instant lol)
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quickly.
Total: 19
[x] Your only friends are from your place of -employment-. school/internet
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[x] You have been outside 3 or more times a day
[x] You make your bed in the morning.
Total: 25
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Overwatch
1 min read
I don't like doomfists attack
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Mememememememememememememememememememe
3 min read
RULE 1. You can only say Guilty or Innocent.
RULE 2. You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!
Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the fun. Copy and paste this into your journal, delete my answers, type in your answers and tag 5-10 of your friends to answer this. Then see what happens.
Guilty
23. Shaved your head?
29. Donated Blood?Guilty
35. Been too honest?
Innocent
44. Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
Innocent
Innocent
RULE 2. You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!
Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the fun. Copy and paste this into your journal, delete my answers, type in your answers and tag 5-10 of your friends to answer this. Then see what happens.
1. Asked someone to marry you?
Innocent
Innocent
2. Kissed one of your friends?
Innocent
3. Danced on a table in a bar?
Innocent
4. Ever told a lie?
Guilty
5. Had feelings for someone whom you can't have?
Innocent
6. Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Innocent7. Kissed a picture?
Innocent
Innocent
8. Slept in until 5 PM?
Guilty
Guilty
9. Fallen asleep at work/school?
Guilty
Guilty
10. Held a snake?
Guilty
11. Been suspended from school?Guilty
Guilty
12. Worked at a fast food chain/restaurant?
Innocent
Innocent
13. Stolen something?
Guilty as charged
14. Been fired from a job?
Innocent
Innocent
15. Done something you regret?
Guilty
16. Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose?
Guilty
Guilty
17. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Guilty
18. Kissed in the rain?
Innocent
19. Sat on a roof top?
Guilty
Guilty
20. Kissed someone you shouldn't?
Innocent
Innocent
21. Sang in the shower?
Innocent
22. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Guilty
Guilty
23. Shaved your head?
Innocent
24. Slept naked?
Innocent
Innocent
25. Had a boxing membership?
I went kickboxing sooo... Guilty
26. Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Innocent
Innocent
27. Been in a band?
Innocent
Innocent
28. Shot a gun?
Guilty
Guilty
29. Donated Blood?
30. Eaten alligator meat?
Guilty
31. Eaten cheesecake?
Guilty
Guilty
32. Still love someone you shouldn't?
Innocent
33. Have/had a tattoo?
Innocent
34. Liked someone, but will never tell who?
Guilty
Guilty
35. Been too honest?
Guilty
36. Ruined a surprise?
Guilty
Guilty
37. Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can't walk afterwards?
Innocent
Innocent
38. Erased someone in your friends list?
Guilty
39. Dressed in a woman's clothes (if you're a guy) or man's clothes (if you're a girl)?Innocent
40. Joined a pageant
Innocent
Innocent
41. Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?
Guilty
42. Still have communication w/ your ex?
Innocent
43. Cheated on someone?
Innocent
Innocent
44. Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
Innocent
45. A total stranger treated you by paying your fare?
Innocent
Innocent
46. Get totally angry that you cried so hard?
Guilty
Guilty
47. Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?
Guilty
48. Thought about suicide?
Guilty
Guilty
49. Thought about murder?
Innoguilty
50. How about Mass Murder?
Innoguilty
Innoguilty
51. Rode in a stranger's vehicle?
Innocent
Innocent
52. Stalked someone?
Innocent
53. Had a girlfriend/boyfriend? Innocent
Innocent
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Now you know what they say...
1 min read
If it looks like a moose
sound like a moose
and walks like a moose...
That's one fucked up zebra you got there...
sound like a moose
and walks like a moose...
That's one fucked up zebra you got there...
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A song's stuck in my head
1 min read
Out of all the fucking songs my brain decides to memorize it chooses a song I hate (virtual cookie to whoever gets it right) aaaaaaaauuuuuugh... Kill me
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